Twas the night before Christmas..

Twas the night before Christmas and all through the house,
Not a creature was stirring not even a mouse,

But Jeremy lay awake for some unknown damn reason,
Perhaps it was the headache during this hangover season,

Then an omnious rumble pulled him out from his bed,
Twas the sound of a tummy that prayed to be fed,

To the kitchen he went as the floor seemed to spin,
Damn you whiskey,damn you wine,and damn most of all gin,

The refrigerator door open and lo and behold,
The turkey was finished the stuffing was mold,

Then a noise from the hall creeped the fuck out of Jeremy,
Can't be Santa he thought there ain't no stupid chimmney,

Tiptoe down to the hall and he paused to think,
A strange clicking sound was the lock being picked?,

Should i give the police an emergency call?,
Nah the Rempits are out for a holiday ball,

So he rolled up a newspaper his natural reaction,
The New Straits Times was hardly a weapon, perhaps a distraction,

He pounced on the Christmas tree from two stairs above,
He blushed as he saw two cicaks making love,

"I'm sorry" he said as he quickly withdrew,
Even lizards need their privacy too,

And he went back to bed cursing under his breath,
He intruded on sex instead of preventing a theft,

And just as he slept with AIMST in his mind,
Santa came and left a present behind,

In the morning for Jeremy lay under the tree,
Wasn't the gift he was hoping for Miss Belinda Chee (from 8tv),

A note and some 100 plus in place of a toy,
Merry Christmas!This is for the hangover,boy!. Love Santa.

Merry Christmas everyone and a Happy New Year!

The fairness of life..

Why are there those that cry,
Why do sudden feelings die,

And yet you are a comfort in the snow.

Why are there those who stay hungry at night,
An unknown voice unheard in plight,

Yet you are always listening.

Wandering souls seen always lost,
Wrought with pain they bear the cost; mistakes in life they bear,

Yet you are there.

Why are not all babies allowed to live,
So young but lives surrendered to give; away for no one,

Yet you take them home.

The crying mother weeps for her son,
The worried son has come undone,

Yet you have the answers.

If I am as good a man as I am told,
Then why do i always face the cold; like i am now,alone.

Yet your heart I will make a home.

Starfucks..my home away from home...

Yup a monk with a laptop in Starfuck's.Interpret that all you want.
So here my consumer ass is parked.In a starbucks in Village Mall.Yes it is as pathetic as it sounds.Yet it contains two places that remind me of home.F.O.S (Oh god i know) and starbucks.Yes Dark Cherry Mocha Frappucino reminds me of home.Mmm a few more weeks and I'll finally be back.

And with my mum's operation and all,Christmas music and coffee is so comforting.

My home away from home.Well like i alway say little things make me happy.So here's a couple.

1)I paid 2 bucks less for 2 frapucino's!
2)I found someone else born on the same day as me!
3)I'm getting new headphones to replace the broken one's for my Ipod.
4)I have no class tommorrow.
5)Arsenal are afloat.
6)My friend will be in KL for christmas!!
7)I discovered I have a latent HEROES like power to make me fit in anywhere.(Ooops credit to the all knowing Aimee of wonderment and Lordship of the Universe.Anything else you devious women?)

Ahh..Life is beautiful..

Summer Song

This is a great song by this new band i discovered,Wavorly.
Awesome song.

And to miss nymphomaniac turkey.Please pay attention! *smiles*

Summer Song - Wavorly

Smile =)

I really liked this cus as they say smiles are contagious and please tell me you didnt smile watching this..I dare ya =)

Smile!!!

(Pray for me.I drank 2 cups of coffee and am studyin my nuts off)

Fight Club...

Fight Club..
What a movie.I'd write a review.But i doubt it would do justice.
Watch it is all i can say...Because no reviewer can ever do justice to it..

Never have i ever watched a movie that had nihilism or existentialism painted so perfectly. I could not take my eyes of it.Except to pause between dialogues to digest a sentence that seems to speak straight at my beliefs. And then have a short discussion on who i'd hit with a fellow anarchist. (Thanks for intro-in the movie by the way you Ocd-in insomniac)

How can a catholic accept views of existentialism and nihilism? I have yet to find an answer for that. But I'm looking.

Words just seem to spring out at me.Cigarette burns. Bitch tits.Space monkeys.

Experience Mayhem people.

-It is when you lose everythig,that you can do anything-

Tyler Durden

The rain...

So here I am in the library right? And I’m supposed to be studying. And then it starts to pour. And the lil’ artistic side of me that has been repressed for ages. Well he got a hold of me and hacked his way out.

So exhibit A:


And exhibit B:


Yeah I'm not on top of my game in th editing department but i think this deserves an entry into my ancient deviant art account.

On a side note. I'm starting on a new book. The title? On Evil by Adam Morton. Seems to hold the promises of a few occupied days here in AIMST as everyone leaves for the Deepavali hols. It has this to say on the back "Evil occurs when internal mental barriers against it break down". Very promising.

Sigh.I miss my weekend in Penang.

Out of the mundane...

Hmm...After what seemed like years i got out of AIMST and shuffled of to penang..
how can i describe the trip in a word?COMFORTIN!! Takes a long trip to get your mind of things.

And believe me when that damned ferry chugged of the mainland. I felt like Columbus heading of to the new world. A free man.

Truly the closest thing to kl. This Penang is.All the inflated ego's. (I got passed by a Ferarri,how many of those do you see in Kedah). All the urban rudeness. But in a way its comfortin. I was born and bred with that beating in my veins. The paddy field over here must be gettin to me.

More later..

In AIMST...

Haven't been posting a while people. But I'm finally doin my degree of choice. Woot! AIMST is a real nice uni.Brand new too but kind aout of the way. I mean seriously out of the way. No clubs, no shit. But hey its big and its real nice. Compared to all the ipta bullshit you see around. Owh and people say a prayer for Teresa Kok. Damn this ISA bull crap.

Woot Spain..

Well as sad as it is thet Italy are out I'm glad Spain are in the finals...
Owh it's good seein Fabregas tearin up the field.I cant wait to see his form in the EPL!!

Man i can just imagine if Arsene Wenger actually could manage to get David Villa over. What a combo!!

Hmm well it's wierd being single again. I'm definitely not used to it. But i guess its nice to be a bachelor again. A big thank you to Alwin for reminding me how nice it is to a bachelor again. (But dude you don't count ur taken!!)Cant balme her.She was going through a tough time and needed time alone. I respect that.

Hmm............Sigh.............

Owh well i wish uni would start soon!I wish i had gotten a better course in IPTA. A degree in forest conservation in Sabah is just a waste of my time. So im goin to AIMST and man i can't wait. I hear its eal nice but why does the intake have to be so far away. September!!!And im too lazy to go job huntin. Hmm. Sucks seein everyone bein so busy wit uni or jobs. Maybe to much freedom is never a good thing..

Italy and Romania...

WHat can i say it was a good game.I already predicted a 1-1 draw.But i didn't expect to see Buffon so GOOD!!Props to him.He saved and salvaged what was left of the Azurri's chances in Euro.And it was a mighty fine save.A lil' bit of skill and a lil' bit of luck. Wat a spectacular game.

Owh and UPU results out on Wednesday so i hear.All i can do is hope for the best.

Embarrasment...

She walked into the men's bathroom...
And i walked into the women's bathroom...
At the exact same moment...

If that's not ESP at its finest i don't know what is...

Mi Amour Ti Amo La Belle...

Hols coming to an end...

Well my hols are coming to an end...

Hopefully i do get into local U. If not I'm just as clueless as to where to go next.Kinda worried of course since everyone seems to be doing their degre already and i haven't even started.Owh please i hope i get into Local U and end this big headache.Hmm things are not all that simple anymore.Everyone just wants something from me and i just wish i could be left alone.You know the feeling.Sigh.

Mum will be coming back tomorrow so there goes me and my dad's bachelor week.It was fun.My dad was more of a roomy this week than a dad so it was real fun.Now comes the next big prolem.Car shoppin hopefully with my mum before uni.And hopefully my mum won't think i don't need one after all the hard work i put in making her think otherwise.And fuel prices are up!!

Geez...

Well if u attendd any of Anwar Ibrahim's campaign speches he seems to have a lot o solutions for that.Hmm going to be a very interesting political year for us.

Asian 9-Ball Pool Championship...

Well finally back from Genting..
Was a very good trip..We reached in time to watch the final match and woohoo I got on ESPN. Snuck behind the commentator. Hopefully that gets aired. Then walked around and of course a drinking session at night. Over all it was a really good trip..

Big thanks to Alwin for the room..and for Vivek and Su Wen for coming! Though i have to say payin 500 bucks for that kind of service and room is a rip-off..



Championship finals..



Fooling around at night...



Again fooling around..



Cable car view..

Home ALone : Day 1

Well its 6 A.M and my mum and sis have left for the airport. House seems eerily quit which is the best setting for my Friday the 13th movie marathon!! To kick off the festivities i have my Frank Sinatra cd play in and a Jack Daniels in hand. Too early for a drink you say? Well its time to enjoy the house to myself!!

Have been listening to Stare into the sun by Thrice a lot. Good song with good lyrics.

And keep your fingers crossed people!New Metallica album out in September!I'm actually going to buy a copy. Yea an original one..



Cause I'm due for a miracle,
I'm waiting for a sign,
Stare straight into the sun,
And i won't close my eyes,
Till I understand the goodbye.

Lappy in the shitter!!!

Geez my lappy is acting up again. After every few minutes i get a 'Generic Host Process for Win32 has ended' bla bla bla and i need to reboot my comp...geez its driving me nuts!!If anyone has experienced or has a solution for this please do share.

Well its a countdown till Sunday when the entire house will be mine. Owh yea party at my place!!!Will be in Genting from Sunday till Monday for the Asian 9-ball Championships.

Finally getting to watch a prestigious pool championship up close.Hmm then a week of peace and quiet at home with my famly away. Maybe a lil' part of me regrets not going with them back to Sarawak.But hey I'm jus glad i get this free alone time to clear my thoughts.

Having an Indiana Jones Marathon. I have to say The Last Crusade is the best. Sean Connery makes a very good appearance as Jones SR.

"We've been sharing lovers for far too long this isn't our last goodbye..."

Hmmm....

1. Do you eat a lot of fast food?
Nah...the taste sickens me cause' im not used to it..

2. Besides your mouth, where is your favorite spot to get kissed?
My ass...figuratively anyway...everybody loves suck-ups...

3. Have you kissed anyone in 2008?
Yes

4.Were you happy when you woke up today?
Not so much happy, more dazed...

5. Have you ever streaked?
Yes =)

6. Are you an understanding person?
I woudn't say understanding...emphatetic...yes that's the right word..

7. What was the last movie you saw in theaters?
Once...good movie!

8. Did you pray before you went to bed last night?
Sigh...no...

10. Do you eat candy on a daily basis?
Nope..Dun hav a sweet tooth at all..

11. Does it make you happy to get letters in the mail?
Yup..Though that rarely happens and when it does..its bad news..haha

12. Who was the last person to text you?
Kanojo...

13. What are you looking forward to this summer?
The start of university...home = Boredom...

16. What's your screen name?
Derestriction

17. Walking into a party, what's the first thing you notice?
The drinks..

18. Are you currently taking a science class in school?
Currently not in school...

19. You've just won a free vacation to either South America or North Korea?
Who in his/her right mind would want to go to North Korea??!! Unless your into nuclear weapons tech..i quote Robin Williams "Its like a loft apartment over a really great party (South Korea)"

20. Kiss on the first date?
I'm open to anything but seriously guy's which girl kisses on the first date...

21. Would you rather have chicken or steak?
Chicken...hate beef...bleh...

22. Why did your last relationship end?
We both weren't actually serious about it..but it sure was one helluva experience..haha

23. What's one thing you've learned??
how to cook with a bread toaster...and i mean besides bread...

24. Who was the last person you took a picture of?
Myself?

25. How often do you see your exes?
Well i did bump into one last weekend..

26. Who was the last baby you held?
Joel..the neighbours kid that i babysit occassionally..


27. Would you ever donate blood?
Well my bloodtype,like my dad's,is really rare so i don't..Doc says it will go to waste since most people aren't compatible..I'll get a call if the hospital needs it...

28. How many snack machines are in your school?
Not in school...And even when i was i don't remember any snack machines..just a snack auntie that sold the stuff..

29. Have you ever felt replaced?
All the time..my parents have replaced me with a pet hamster,fishes and a tortoise..I was only away for 2 years for pete's sake!!Lol!!

31. Do you believe in karma?
Nope..

32. Have you ever been asked out?
Hm..Yeah...

33. Are you good at telling jokes?
Yes..though not all are clean..Heh..

34. Have you ever driven without a license?
Nope..My driving is already bad so if i crash i don'y wanna add to the list of offences..

36. Do you wish you had smaller feet?
Nah..would look kinda wierd being tall with smal feet..

37. Have you ever had a best friend who was of the opposite sex?
Honestly...I don't believe in platonic relationships between opposite sexes..but who knows i just might change my mind..for now..nah..

38. When ordering sushi, what do you get?
I don't like seaweed so i'll just order the one with lotsa mayonnaise to cover the seaweed taste..

40. Do you write in cursive or in print?
Cursive..REAL cursive..

41. Would you rather have a boyfriend/girlfriend, or friends with benefits?
A girlfriend...Friends with benefits = Question 22

45. What was the last beverage you spilled on yourself?
Coffee..

2008..My posts start here!!!

Well i have finally resoluted myself to bog myself down and start posting since i have a blog and th website is starting to collect webs...so to speak...

Well what better way to start my new posting career than to publicize my new-found love for the band Search The City...



Came across the reviews at www.punkrockvids.com and may i say it is a VERY good album! Its been on my daily playlist on my Ipod and it will remian there for a very long time as far as I am concerned. It will strike you as something from Anberlin but the vocal harmonies and guitar riffs are excellent and blend together very well. I recommend it to anyone who likes mainstream music as it is mainstream unlike all the other indie stuff I'm into which according to my friends..is not thier cup of tea...

Owh and I just picked up and am reading The Audacity Of Hope by Barck Obama..
Will post a review soon..

Forbidden Kingdom..

Went to watch forbidden kingdom today in Times...good movie...but has this kinda karate kid feelin goin on...plus the endin has this very karate kid scene...hot chick too..all i know is her name is Sparrow and she speaks in the third person which is creepy...

Went with sean and cheah which was nice since i haven't actually seen them for a while...ned to go clubbin soon..hmm...since cheah has morphed into a clubber who can...gulp...shuffle?

Now starts the lengthy discussion with my parents concernin getting me a car...the issue of whether gettin me one is important is over...now its just the which type of car..we have already established that auto is best since my driving sucks...but my want a family car to fit all of us...hintin im now the designated driver..I CANT DRIVE A SUV OR MPV!!!and think of the petrol cost..sheesh...and hopefuly my mum wont suggest a van or lorry...hehehe...

UPDATED...

Since miss noir says my blog has yet to be updated..

Then i resolute to make this blog as noir and emo as possible...

To rival that of Audrey Kwong...

FOr i feel im in a much more depressin situation than anyone knows..

I shall start with an emo poem..

My Emo Poem
By Jeremy

I am pissed,
My hols are here but i cant feel it,
I've lived a dormitoary life,
Being alone is so awkward,
And lonely,
Where was the solitude that i crave?,
Why do all my aunts need my help now when im on hols?,
Emo,emo,emo

Noir noir noir...

X(

There thats a good beggining..